Satire: Six steps to getting a girlfriend

Brian Winters, Reporter

April 23, 2018

Filed under Opinion, Uncategorized

Are you tired of being the third wheel when going out with friends? Are you sick of being the only one without a date? Well, no need to fret! is guide will tell you everything you need to know to end your days of singledom and get a girlfriend. Follow these six simple steps and your romantic problems...